FUCK BLOGGER. HERE'S MY NEW URL. FOLLOW ME, BIATCH!
BLOG NOT FOUND.
that's right, Bling Donweizx has deleted her blog: f-auxaffliction.blogspot.com. "why?", you may ask. well, it has come to her realisation that blogging is actually just a non-beneficial waste of precious, precious time.
BUT WAIT! this is not the end of Bling Donweizx the blogger. instead, this is just the beginning...
nah, that was bullshit. this IS the end. and you'll never see my face ever again. so go un-link me and do what you have to do. or, you can just leave my link on your blog so that it brings you here to this awesome goodbye post. BYE!
Q&A:
"now that she has deleted her blog, what does Bling Donweizx do when she's online?"- john, 74.
good question there, john! now that f-auxaffliction.blogspot.com is of no more, Bling Donweizx resumes to what she does best- stalking (HOT) people on the net, be it on facebook, blogs or whatever.
"will Bling Donweizx ever return to blogging? if she does, what would her url most likely be?"- jane, 83.
yes, actually. when the cows come home. and when they do, her blog's url will be f-auxaffliction.blogspot.com. nice url for a blog, huh?
"i hate you, you know that?"- tim (zhuanmei's robot necklace), 452.
mothafucker, no one gives a shit.
thanks for those questions, john, jane and tim!
and for now, before i go for sure, i would like to give an explanation on what faux affliction really means and how it actually came about.
faux –adjective
artificial or imitation; fake
affliction –noun
1. a state of pain, distress, or grief; misery
2. a cause of mental or bodily pain, as sickness, loss, calamity, or persecution.
so when put together, it means A FAKE STATE OF PAIN! praise jesus.
and now, for it's origins. it is an extract from the very first line of lyrics of a panic! at the disco song, "i constantly thank god for esteban". Give us this day our daily dose of faux affliction / Forgive our sins / Forged at the pulpit with forked tongues selling faux sermons.
and there you have it, f-auxaffliction.blogspot.com.
in conclusion, this blog is on hiatus for an infinite period of time. and during that period of time, she will still be active on her:
add her on facebook and follow her on twitter. you can also chat with her on msn @
donwei-.-@hotmail.com
well, she had fun typing this post and she hopes you had fun reading it too (cos she spent almost a mothafucking hour on it).
and as you can see, she still has a tagboard on the right of this page. go tag something before you die, bitch! don't miss her too much k?
Lots of luv my babies (and brendon boyd urie),
Bling Donweizx.
(9 october 2009)
P.S. it's so rad how i did not tell anyone (not even my mum) that i deleted my blog.
P.P.S. i still love panic! at the disco and brendon urie and spencer smith. and gabe saporta. omg, hotness! xoxo.